Showing posts with label made up words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label made up words. Show all posts

Sunday, April 4, 2010

you horn honker!

Are you a horn honker? Do you know what a horn honker is? Please let me inform you of a horn honker...

horn honker /n/ : 1. a person who locks their car door from more than 30 feet away by using the key FOB until the horn honks. 2. a person who "double clicks" the key FOB to lock their car doors so they get a "double honk" lockdown. 3. a person who locks their car door with the key FOB until the horn honks - walks away and does it again, and again, to make sure it really did lock, thus giving them the triple or quadruple honk lockdown. 4. a person who is clumsy with their key FOB and isn't sure what the buttons do, so somehow manages to set off the car alarm several times before the car doors actually lock.

Having never lived inside of a "city" area before moving to California, i never truly experienced the annoyance that comes with car owners. Our new apartment is located within very close walking distance of a shopping "plaza", a hotel, and a parking garage. Even if our windows are closed, you hear the honking of car horns as the masses all lock up their car doors. if the windows are open, it is almost like listening to an off beat musical melody during the lunch hour rush. It isn't so much annoying as it is unnecessary to add this sound to the world around you.

You see, when you exit your car, you can push a button to lock your car doors. This is my current method of door locking, and i assure you, it works quite nicely. You can also use the key FOB while standing in close proximity to the car and "hear" the actual locking of your doors. There truly is no reason to HONK the horn when locking up your car doors.

So please, i implore you to think before you honk! ;-)

Monday, March 22, 2010

you like what?

today i am making a pledge to myself to never again be a follow-groupie!

follow-groupie /n/ : a person who goes along with someone else to like/dislike a person, product, or thing because they think it will hold more value to them as a person. example 1: Jennifer Garner drinks Green tea, and even though i hate tea i drink it too because she likes it - if someone like her likes tea, then i must too. example 2: Uh! i hate Green tea because Jennifer Garner drinks it - i can't stand Jennifer Garner, so i must hate the things that she likes.

i tend to place my like/dislike on things to please other people. From now on i plan to say how i feel (in a nice way) and hold to my convictions of what i like/dislike... because if we all liked the same things in life - that would be a very boring place to live!